the gods have no mercy
that’s why they’re gods 

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You know that moment when you’re reading a book and you just have to stop and bite your lip and squeal or sigh or close your eyes and wrinkle your nose and forehead and press the book against your heart and just like sit there and try to soak up the gorgeous literature via osmosis?

That’s my favorite part of reading. 

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opendolls:

#can you fix my goddamn heart? #NO YOU CAN’T

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theme master post

untamedliberty:

contains over 100+ themes , i hope it helps you .

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krejcithegoon:

sarahxhockey:

why does everything turn into a “Canada/America” debate

we are a bromance

we should act as bros

　

#longest unguarded border in the world say what #cause we got each otha’s backs #you fuck with canada #then you fuck with the united states #and if you fuck with the united states #well we probably deserved it and we dont want canada to get hurt so they stay out of it

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are you sure

are you really sure, biebersgurl4ever1

that you never listen to bieber

are you totally sure

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yepperoni:

do you guys remember that episodfe of the magic school bus where the class gets transformed into fish eggs and get fertilized with fish semen 

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“I came back to tell you something. You remember that last day..that last day we was together? You put my hand on your belly, and asked me if I could feel the baby’s heart and I said no. I lied—sometimes you tell a lie so big that it changes your whole life. A lie so big that it makes you think…’I’d do anything if I had one chance to set it straight. One chance to change it.’ “

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pseudo-bohemian-loser:

wallisb:

doctorholmesofhogwarts:

rainflaaash:

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accio—loki:

valkyriesmith:

solveitwithchocolate:

iou-a-fall-smeagol:

eleanull:

thechimeraresistance:

tltty:

if this eggplant gets less than 5 million notes i’m going to be so upset

Reblogging because eggplant

Fewer than 5 million notes. Fewer. Not less. 

I believe that it is called an  aubergine. 

IN AMERICA WE LET EGGS BE PLANTS BECAUSE FREEDOM

In Britain we let those AUBERGINES live once we heal them with our FREE HEALTH CARE

NOBODY CARES, ENGLAND

at least America came up with their own word and didn’t steal ours

you used the wrong flag France

I hope ed sees this

oh my god

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